Zeus ran away last night while I was at work.
I’ve only been telling everyone and my mom not to leave the gate open.
Luckily, my dad found him around the corner.
Fuck. My family is fucking hardheaded.
“if you leave the gate open, he will get out.”
“Ok, Angie. We hear you Angie. Don’t worry Angie.”
Let it be known that he didn’t get out on my watch.